Religion et humour

Religion et humour ne sont pas forcément incompatibles, comme en témoigne ce texte vu dans une synagogue aux Etats-Unis :

AVOID

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20 % of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17 percent of all accidents occur in the home.
(That's 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14 percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
(Now that's 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16 percent of accidents involve these forms of transportation.
(That's 67%)

Of the remaining 33 percent 32 percent of all deaths occur in hospitals.
Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only 0.01 % of all deaths occur in a synagogue, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in a Synagogue.

Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths during Torah Study is too small to register.

For safety's sake, go to Shul as often as possible, and attend Torah Study. It could save your life!

Author Unknown


PS: You don't have to be Jewish to go to shul. You may not understand what the old guys are saying but sometimes they serve wine in paper cups.

vive le bon vin....